Happy birthday to me!
| math test: | a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie |
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| history test: | the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs |
| literature test: | explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple" |
| physics tests: | The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light. |
(Source: little-blackbook, via bucketlost)
You look crazy, he looks like a dick and in the end everyone is unhappy. I don’t see the point in this. There’s no reason for it.
(Source: cursed333, via triciabean)
(Source: your-breasts-are-an-ocean, via goodnightmoon33)




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